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WEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEElcoooome All of you!
Alors comme ça vous avez réussi à arriver jusque là... Bravo je ne sais pas si vous pourrez en resortir. Vous vous demandez pourquoi peut-être et bien tout simplement que le suzerain des cookies n'est autre que moi-même (logique hein). Or il est de notoriété publique que le monarque de ce splendide magnifique superbe royaume soit quelque peu dérangé particulier. Et vous savez pourquoi?
PASKE JE SUIS SKIZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NYAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHYAHAAAA!!!!!!!!
Euh Hum bref... promenez vous bien perdez vous même laissez vous baigner et emporter par le sublime de la vie et... *radio officielle du cookie OFF*



"Shiva" by Bertrand Avril
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# Posted on Sunday, 27 September 2009 at 8:52 AM

Edited on Monday, 28 September 2009 at 3:35 AM

Illusion... Dreams... Reality

La vie, c'est zoulie ça! Mais qu'est ce que la vie? La vie... trésor inestimable, bien très précieux, sans doute la notion la plus connue de nous tous puisque nous en sommes tous possesseurs et pourtant saurions-nous la définir précisément ? (à préciser que cette petite phrase n'est pas de moi mais est sortie d'un "Extrait des Cahiers de St Raphaël" Eh! vous croyez quoi, je fais pas des belles phrases comme ça moi...)

Mais arrête de philosopher aaaaah comme si 8h de philo par semaine ne te suffisait pas!
Avec cette prof là... niaahaa un jour on va lui donner une réelle raison de débattre du genre pourquoi un cookie ne peut manger un humain ou en quoi le théorème du camarade Kreotchnov contredit celui Xenotron?

Mais ta gueule toi! bon et vous la vie vous en pensez quoi? Lao Tseu ( oui oui j'ai trouvé la voix(e) ^^) a un jour fait un rêve ou il était papillon; voletant, heureux de son sort, ne sachant pas qu'il était Lao-Tseu. Il se réveilla soudain et s'aperçut qu'il était Lao Tseu. Il ne savait plus s'il était cet homme qui venait de rêver qu'il était papillon ou s'il était un papillon qui rêvait qu'il était homme.

Finalement la vie est peut-être une illusion...

Mais quelle chieuse celle là! hein qu'elle est chiante là a faire son intéressante genre jme la pète pffff lamentable...

"Elephants Dream" by Blender Foundation




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# Posted on Sunday, 27 September 2009 at 2:47 PM

Edited on Monday, 28 September 2009 at 3:45 AM

Do you agree?....=3

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
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# Posted on Tuesday, 06 October 2009 at 2:36 PM

Star wars a cappela

[Close Encounters of the Droid Kind]
You must use the force (repeat ad nauseum)

[Raiders of the Lost Wookiee]
Long time ago, far far away (repeat)

Kiss a wookie, kick a droid
Fly the falcon through an asteroid
Till the princess is annoyed
This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!

Come and help me, Obi-Wan
X-wing fighter and a blaster gun
Dance with Ewoks, oh what fun!
This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!

[Super Han]
Get in there you big, furry oaf
I couldn't care less what you smell
I take orders from only me
Maybe you'd like it back in your cell
Your Highness, your worshipfulness, your highness, your worshipfulness

No one cares if you upset a droid
(nobody cares if you upset a droid)
That's because droids don't tear your arms out of socket.
(nobody cares)
I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookie win
That's because nobody cares if you upset a droid.

[ET the DiscoTerrestrial]
Now we listen to Luke whining:
One more season... One more season... One more season... One more season...

I was gonna go to Tosche Station for power converters
Now I guess I'm going nowhere.
It just isn't fair.

[Jaws: the Wookiee]
Woooooookiee (repeat)

Someone move this walking carpet (repeat)

Kiss your brother, Kiss your brother (repeat)

Princess Leia
Well I guess you don't know anything about women.

Who's your daddy? (repeat)

[Jurassic Darth]
Luke, I'm your father
(That's not true!)
It is useless to resist
(My hand!)
Come with me my son, We will rule
(I'll never join you!)
Search your feelings it is true

So you have a twin sister
Who Obi-Wan was wise to hide
(Is that Leia?)
If you will not turn
Then perhaps she will
Give in to your hate
You are mine

Long Long Long Time ago... Far Far Far Far Away

Long Long Long Time Ago, Far Far Far Away (repeat)

Kiss a wookie
Kick a droid
Fly the falcon
Through an asteroid
Till the princess is annoyed
(She's annoyed!)
This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it, it's true

Episode 3
Coming to you
In 2005

So Let's go
(go go go to the movies)
Stand in line
(buy buy buy me some popcorn)
Cause it's al-
(please I'd like extra butter)
most the time
(Join the dark side...)
May the Force be with you all

John Williams is the man




Pouurrez-vous trouvez toutes les musiques interprétées =3
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# Posted on Sunday, 08 November 2009 at 4:21 PM